hi

Thu, 27 May 2004 00:07:18 GMT

cumming FRYDAE, JOON 4rd...
kiep an i owt fur the UFFISHUL reyoonyun!!!1

MALFOY DO NOT REED.

Wed, 12 Nov 2003 21:48:51 GMT

IT IS MALFOYS BURTHDAE SOON HE SED SO.

I THINC WE SHULD GIV HIM SUMTHING.... LIKE CAKE SNAKS AND A PARTEE!!!

LOOONA CRAB LETS MAEK A DAYT TO GET REDY AND SELEBRAET.

EVRY WON IS INVITID TOO THE SEPRISE PAREE.

I SED SUPRISE O KAY????/

Mon, 10 Nov 2003 23:22:52 GMT

puppees and cake and cookees and partees!!!!1

wen do yoo want too meet!!

help!?!?/1/>

Fri, 07 Nov 2003 02:07:59 GMT

is a poshun like a potion?!

is a seks like a heks??!

...is a exploadign snap like a pro vester snap???!

Sat, 01 Nov 2003 22:03:47 GMT

hulloween wus fun.

i was crab, pro vester snap, pro vester fuj, and lokhart fur my custoom.

LOOOOOONA ware is mi herps cake???/

crab stul mi kiss! but layter i fownd it on pro vester turdewly. she gav me mi forchun...

i cant find mi roabs. i think crab HOLOHA HORAd them of me.

HA HA HA HA HA gess wut crab tuld me. lurd yoo no hoo ate hogsmeed!!!1 HA HA HA

*pulls out wand and goes around pointing it at random people in the hall*

ADARA KAVANADARA!!!!111

HA HA HA HA!!!!

terikertereet!!!

Thu, 30 Oct 2003 04:30:52 GMT

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
goylelovesfood goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as crab!!!.
crabbelovesfood tricks you! You get an empty wrapper.
goylelovesfood gives you 13 yellow apple-flavoured pieces of taffy.
illicit_millie gives you 2 light orange blueberry-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
lavendersmile gives you 1 orange cherry-flavoured gummy bears.
malfoylicious gives you 1 green grape-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
playboydavies tricks you! You lose 13 pieces of candy!
potionprofessor tricks you! You lose 2 pieces of candy!
the_dean_thomas gives you 18 light yellow tropical-flavoured gummy bats.
weasleytheking gives you 17 white spearmint-flavoured miniature candy bars.
zachy_the_great tricks you! You get a block of wood.
goylelovesfood ends up with 37 pieces of candy, an empty wrapper, and a block of wood.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

davis davis!!!!1 i thot yoo wer a nice gye! D8

CRAB!!

did yoo get mi owel!!!!1

MALFOY I MADE THIS FUR YOO:

terikertereet!!!11
lick mi feet!!!
the gyent skwid luks good too eet!!
if yoo dont
lafingers hare
will go in mi underware!!!!

Thu, 16 Oct 2003 10:20:32 GMT

hullo jurnle!!!1

o kay well

i nead too find a mate fur the hulowene.... uhhmmmmm..... masger... masgerwade..... befur theyr all gon! i wunder if draco has a mate! or lafinger! or crab!!!!

CRAB!! lets mate!!!!

....fur my koschume shud i beecum crab or pro vester snap?!?!/

Tue, 07 Oct 2003 20:53:25 GMT

hullo evry won!!!1

well i hav ben busee. mi futher tuld me i shuld start seting sum gaols fur miself so that is my gaol to set mor gaols.

i hav been thinking abowt mi fuchur latly and i think i hav crosed it down too 3 things.........

1( deth eeter
3. crab
2--- nurse

i reespekt all those things realy a lot. deth eeters be cus they get blud and snacks. crab be cus he is uhmmmmm..... crab. end nurse be cus they get tois.

wut do yoo think!

anee way. crab want too play???/

wher ar yoo crab wher ar yoo malfoy :(((((((

Wed, 17 Sep 2003 04:53:45 GMT

i em sory pro vester snap for losing poynts fur slithren!!1

sory evry won for beeing a meenie

sory for steeling CREEPEY!!

end i am sori crab fur steeling yor picher.

O KAY CAN I HAV POYNTS NOW PLEES

i gut a new toy.

Sun, 14 Sep 2003 18:56:49 GMT

ha ha ha

slithren stoodents onlee. end NO PRO VESTER SNAP!!!!11
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ha ha ha

crab went too pro vester treneweys room and stule her shawll ha ha

wons upun a time i wus going down the hall by the huspitle wing. end i saw the huspitle wing.

madmen pomfree wus plaiing with the loonee persun and pooring things in her and poking her like sum toy. ha ha loona the toy. it lookd fun.

end i saw CREEPEY!!!!!!11 ha ha. he wus sleeping end i wanted too play too.

so i stole him end madmen was having to much fun with her toy too notis. so i tuk his dum box too. ha ha

and i hided him in the bak closet in the slithren cummin room.

crab end goyle and me play with him a lot. it is fun.

he mones a lot end it scars the firstys. i think that meens hes hungree. but i cant fead him bee cus we covurd him with a wool blancket and tied his hands too gether with pro vester treneweys shall..... uhmmmmm end now we cant get it of.

o well. sum won told me the gient skwid cen live with no food fur weaks (!!!!) and the skwid is CREEPEY too!!!1 like davis and davis!!!!1 ha ha ha

and malfoy taut me how too use CREEPEY's dum box!!!1

ha ha ha ha

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o kay yoo cen look now.

ha ha ha

i broke millis nose.

Sun, 07 Sep 2003 02:23:43 GMT

tode wuman gave me won weeks detenshuns. im not shur wy but that meens i get too wach her eet flys

end i think lafinger ate my babee.

hi malfoy!!!

crab pro vester snap gav me a C on my poshuns werk!!!!!11 deen thinks its nise that hes my idle.

I BERTHD A CHILD EVRY WON

Tue, 26 Aug 2003 04:49:50 GMT

[OOC: NC-17 Warning... more like NC-7 but oh well. Yeah. Proceed with caution.]

hullo jurnle its bin a wile hasnt it!!!!1

hasn't it!!!!?

..........

o kay i think my jurnle is mad at me

umm o kay onlee slithrens can reed wut im abowt to say evry won els jus cloz yor i's kay????/

uhhhmmmmmmm

i did the seks thing draco was talking about with that lafinger broun person!!!!11

well heers wut hapend

im not shur how but there wus food involvd and sudenlee we wer on the flor and sum thing reely weerd wus hapening to my jigulee wigulee it wus acting like a cumpass!!!1 but draco's menshuned that be for so i gess itsok

then lavfinger tried to feed me her tung!!! it tasted reely good like mum's pumkpin pastees but it wudent chew and she was screeming i dun no why so i had too think fast. i dun no why but it wus hard too think fast but i thoguht and thuoght and thouhgt: wut wood pro vester snap hav dun???> so i stoped chewing and made a mad face and she stopd screeming end it werked!!!1

but then lafinger tuk all her robes off and it wus like sho end tell! i didunt no she had scars on her chest too!!!11 wow! mae bee we ar related or summet. and jigulee got all priklee and i think lafinger was gonna have a babee becus she was sitting like it!!! and i didn no wut to do......... first i put my eer to her babee hole but culdnt heer anythin criing but she she kept makin painful noyses so i figurd mae bee it was twins....,..... like pervy and padma!!!!!1

so i tride to pull the babee out with my hands but it wuldnt go all the way in .... it was sorta weerd. only three fingers culd fit and lafinger wus screeming loudr so the babee was close!!! well i culdnt sea it yet so i thot of sum thing grate!!!!!11 i would mae bee suk the babee out so i did and it was werking!!!! lafinger kept movign and stuff to giv the babee room but then sum thing

WEERD

hapend. there was sum milk stuff but NO BABEE to drink it!!! I ATE THE BABEES GYES I ATE EM!!!!!!!!111 I SWARE IT WUS ON AXIDENT. well it taestd good but i had to stop the milk or lafinger mite'v bleaded to deth or summet. but i thoguht and thuoght and culdnt think of a way but lafinger took my jigulee wigulee and put it in her babee hole. and sum thing hapnd

uhhhmmmm i think i had a babee too........

well soree for eeting yor babees lafinger but yor seks was better then food. jus promis yoo wont eet mine o kay??>

crab yoo shuld try it malfoy wus rite!

o kay not slithren peepul can open ther i's now!!!!11

[[OOC: I would like to take this opportunity to thank Xandr and Meghan, and the rest of the chat, for their never-ending love and support whilst writing my first piece of Croylerotica. Oh, joyful day. *wipes tear* Thank you. PS - I am sorry if this disturbed any of you. It was pretty much agreed that Goyle wouldn't have any idea what was going on, thus the terrible bluntness of the whole ordeal. Have a nice day. *grin* Sorry this was kind of shit.]]

uhmm hi evrywon

Mon, 11 Aug 2003 08:48:29 GMT

i got uh jurnle so hi evrywon e speshly draco crab millie )millie yoo wunna go out with me draco can cum to( pro vester snap end other slithrens end homogays.

i cumstumtised my jurnle i hop evrywon likes my picher slazarthin slytherzar wood bee prowd

sumer has been boaring end i havnt sean crab or goyle or malfoy all sumer so its been boaring

uhhhhwel i chood go eet bi

o end bee four i fur get i chood go crab how ar yoo/ yoo copiir! snakes ar my favrit culor! my jurnle hadit 1rd!!!!!!!111111